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I have a crush on a guy that I hardly know. I'm very attractive and fun and nice and unique. I don't have a chance though because recently hooked up with his roommate! That shouldn't matter it was just sex! I can't help that I have sexual needs!

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you should have fulfilled those needs with him then...I wouldn't take you in.

But you've got a brain, too. Next time try thinking about your actions and their consequences before acting on impulse. Or, hey, maybe your crush doesn't care. Maybe you're making this all out to be a bigger deal in your head than it really is.

It matters. Sounds like you need no urging in the night. Hopefully he sees that.

I think this guy in one of my classes is cute, but I am afraid to talk to him because he is a football player and I don't want him to think I am a jersey chaser.. and he is probably cocky.

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So you don't want him to judge you but you are gonna judge him and call him cocky. Not that I'm saying it's not true I just find that interesting.

the football team blow, what does he have to be cocky about? im going to say it again the football team blows, your more just wanting to get to know a guy.

Go for him. See how that goes for you. You'll regret this post because you may or may not be a jersey chaser but he is for damn sure still going to be that football player that surprise me everyday with new levels of Douche-baggery.

Only in my imagination

I scan the stars in search of one to shoot at. I can tell in your eyes exactly where you go, because I have been to every constellation.

To see you again.

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this is beautiful! :)

Wot?

That old man is the cutest piece of shit I have ever seen!!!!

You make me want to believe in love at first sight again.

You're the first one in five years.

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love this secret and picture! tell him/her :)

Shake, shake, shake

After I take a poo, I shake my butt cheek in an attempt to loosen the dingle-berries that are stuck to my crack hair. If I did not do this, I would have to use an obscene amount of toilet paper.

Kerplunk!

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Thanks for sharing that with everyone.

shave your damn crack hair!

word, me too.

im starting to think that something is seriously wrong with me. i like lots of guys and lots of guys like me, but the guys that like me are the ones that i dont like. and the guys that i like end up not liking me. im 19 and ive never had a serious boyfriend. im losing hope and its killing me.

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At least someone likes you. Imagine not being liked by anyone. It sucks.

I didn't have my first "serious" relationship until I was 27. Trust me on this, the definition of serious in our teens changes pretty significantly by the time we are in our late twenties. Don't despair, most likely you either already have a more mature d ... (more)

I am in that same boat. It sucks. o well, we'll find someone.

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im kinda into one of the girls that works for me

she doesn't know and I probably shouldn't tell her

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that sounds like a difficult situation...i wish i could have something constructive to say :(

dreaming of the impossible

I wonder what I would have to look like for a girl like you to go out with me

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Well for one thing you penis would have to be bigger than this guy's.

maybe he's a grower not a show-er