I used to joke that after all of the women you've been with

And after me putting up with all of your disrespectful behavior towards me,

It would be the last kick in my ass to wind up with an STD.



I got tested yesterday, and am positive for herpes.



Now, you've not only destroyed my year through treating me poorly,

but you've also now created a stigma around me that will last forever.



And I'm curious how you will react to this information,

I'm not quite sure how to tell you,

But I'm hoping that you didn't know you had this

And just weren't too selfish to tell me...

I was with my girlfriend for 3 years of college.  I felt as if everyone loved her but me.  My parents, her parents, my friends, everyone approved of us and thought she was the best.  I agreed for a long time.  The other night I broke up with her because I thought I could be happier pursuing other girls.  Now I realize I'll never find another girl like her, yet I still don't want to be with her because I know I'd hurt her by cheating on her.  I wish I had the comfort of having her but still I desperately want to hook up with other girls. What do I do?

I think we are all in denial about how fucked up human beings are.  I think we are all more sexist, racist, and cruel than we would like to admit.  I feel like everybody has savage instincts that were programmed in our genes for survival that make up the most basic aspects of our lives (eating, fucking), and our drive to get what we want leads us to make other people suffer.  I also feel like the people whose logic and good judgment override their basic instincts are scrutinized as outcasts.  When the fuck are people going to evolve??  

for the past few weeks, every time we hang out the only subject on my mind is how incredible you would feel inside me.  i have been salivating over the thought of reaching into your pants and having my way with you.

the only thing holding me back from fulfilling my fantasy is the fact that i care about you so damn much... i don't want our bond to be cheapened by wild, carnal sex.

i don't think i will be able to convince myself to hold back for much longer.

I wish I was beautiful

I wish you knew how in love with you I am

I wish you felt the same

I wish I looked like her

I wish I was okay with being me.

I'm fairly sure he's ''the One,''
but he doesn't want to ever get married...

I hope I can change his mind.

To the people complaining about how they are lonely and how they need a best fried or a lover:
I have the perfect girl for you! You get along great.
One problem - she's starving herself. To look like models. Models who are really naturally skinny anyway then make themselves sick to be thinner.
She's tired, she's sick, she has too much of a headache to think, and she's terrified that if she doesn't look like this computer edited girl she'll never find love or success. Or maybe she's already dead. 150,000 women are, and just from this year! So for the emo kid that can't find his true love or the girl who's best friend is a backtabbing bitch, well, maybe thats why you're alone. And you contributed. By buying their stuff you showed them that this attack on women means money in their pocket.

Still wanna wear those American Apparel tights?

I often say I'm pregnant as an excuse
So I don't feel guilty for eating so god damn much.